MCS Ass Project - Infinite Coffee Machine

Because You're Not Gonna Get Any Work Done Without It

Developed by the team of experts in caffeine and existential dread, the Infinite Coffee Machine is the ultimate solution for those who've lost all sense of productivity.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have crafted a machine that brews coffee at an alarming rate, ensuring you'll never have to face the crushing despair of an empty cup again.

Features:

• Automated bean-to-cup system for maximum efficiency
• High-pressure steam wand for a silky-smooth finish
• Integrated coffee-to-water ratio calculator for optimal flavor
• Optional: Built-in existential crisis management system for when things get really rough

Join the team:

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Technical Specs

Hardware:

1x high-temperature espresso machine

1x precision coffee-to-water ratio calculator

1x built-in coffee shop sound system for maximum motivation

Software:

Customized coffee-brewing AI

Integrated task management system for when things get too real

Optional: In-built coffee shop simulator for maximum productivity

Tech Specs:

Coffee-to-Water Ratio:

6:1 (or whatever ratio you want, we won't judge)

Temperature:

200°F (or 93°C for our international friends)

Power Consumption:

120V, 60Hz, 100W (don't worry, it won't break the bank)

Testimonials:

"This thing is a game-changer." - John D.

"I'm not sure what's more impressive, the coffee or the existential dread it's saved me from." - Jane Doe